When the teacher speaks in wrong grammar.
dipmeinchocolate: marlooooon: freakan0id: Nag-teacher ka pa.
I always wondered why I look better in front of...
church-mouth: He gingerly gripped the tip of his tie, and lifted the blue color above his head. “See, all you have to do is choke her up a bit with a silk tie. She’ll come real quick like that.”- a grin crawls across his face. So large his gums shine in the low lighting of the bar as I watch the rocks of ice float in my glass of gin. Knowing this will go on for hours, if I let it. “You see,...
DAD: You always text other people. Why do you never text me?
(10 minutes later)
DAD: I’m your BFF.
do-you-have-a-flag: for-the-future: gabrielesque: natatas: princeney:misha-bawlins: Awesome nature sounds generator. You can choose any combination of sounds you like - for example, fire + wind in leaves + forest birds - and click “Export to file” to save it on your computer. No need to go camping or to a beach or actually to ever to go outside any more. Tumblr provides...