October 2009
mliaverage:
Today, I found a funny haiku that said “Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don’t make sense. Refrigerator.” and posted it as my status on Facebook. My brother-in-law commented on it, saying, “I liked your haiku. I think that my dogs miss you. Hippopotamus.” It made my day. MLIA
mliaverage:
Today, I dressed up as Waldo for costume day at school. When I got home I had 238 tagged pictures of me which were pictures of other people, but had me in the background. 182 of these had the caption “I FOUND HIM!!!”. MLIA
Kenya is to carry out a census of its gay... →
buyhercandy:
igather:
No, no potential for trouble here.
Oh dear.
Don't be so judgemental.
rawrgirl:
Here’s a question for you: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one. Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts...
mliaverage:
Today, I found out that it is illegal to molest a butterfly in California.. I’m a little worried on how that even became a law. MLIA.
Can we just retire "plethora"?
nerdshares:
Smart people of the world: I know you are smart. No need to use this word. Let me introduce my good friends, “many” and “several.”
mliaverage:
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is a very coherent sleep talker. I also found out that he secretly wants to own a platypus farm one day. MLIA
mliaverage:
For the past week or so my friend and I have been realizing that the bell to end our school day rings 1 second later each day. We decided to bring it to the principals attention. He admitted it was a conspiracy and promised us a cookie everyday if we dont tell anyone. MLIA
